日常生活

Lookin' For Love - My brother, our friend, and I recently started going through the Star Wars movies again and we finished Episode III the other day. Revenge of the Sith? Revenge of the SHIT, more like! We all agreed Episode III is by far the worst of all the Star Wars movies, closely followed by Episode I. Old man Lucas was looking for love in all the wrong places when he made the prequel trilogy, and Episode III takes the cake. Too frickin' bad it's a urinal cake! (On the other hand, I love the original trilogy. The way it was. Before Lucas started tinkering... Bleh!)

Jawa Jedi - They're all adorable when you're trying to buy a droid of them, but when you haggle over the price because the unit has a bad motivator you best look out.

Death Rides Fast - One of The Four Horsemen, riding hard to catch up with the rest of the gang. Can you imagine Plague going crazy, and no death would follow?

Dovahkiibot - "Thu'um - dragons in the skies!" I've meant to revisit Skyrim one of these days, and what better way than clad in metal from top to toe? "Transforming! Form of an MK4!"

Going to a Cheesier Place - "Off to the moon, brb". Taking a companion on an adventure is still a terrific idea and this balloon's a bit safer, too. Don't eat too much now, hear!

My mother made me a t-shirt for my 30th birthday. It reads "I've got a new t-shirt! #152" on the front, jokingly mocking my frequent t-shirt purchases. I don't have quite that many t-shirts, but I guess it's getting there. ;-)

My problem, and this is also a reason for buying more shirts, is that when I started out I didn't accomodate for a growing belly, nor did I stop to think about the fabric shrinking. So I bought a lot of shirts sized L that I'm no longer able to wear for various reasons. That sucks so bad, because a lot of them are really cool. :-(

Jump For It - The figure in this image reminds me a bit of myself in that it feels like I'm jumping off of the mountain of dark dreary thoughts, aiming for that happy place where the sun is always shining. My girlfriend is the sun of my life, making me smile like I haven't smiled in ages. She's pretty awesome and I love her very much. <3

Quantum Cat Curiosity - The first one of two cat-tees. Ironically they're both of Shroedinger's cat. I prefer my cats alive and well without the guesswork, thank you!

Shroedinger's Cat - Wait, now they're in a box each? Well I suppose that only makes it easier to grab the one that's still alive.

MoriarTea - I don't know enough about Sherlock Holmes - hey, to be fair, I don't know enough about anything - but he drinks tea which makes him a pretty cool guy. Eh solves difficult cases and doesn't afraid of anything.

Night of the Living 8-Bit - There's just no preparing for an 8-bit zombie apocalypse. These babies are back from the past to haunt you.

Star Map - Back in the days they didn't have GPS. Back in the days, before they had proper maps, people navigated using the stars. It's no wonder they eventually had to turn to technology to do it proper because they're going the wrong way... It's either that or, since they're pirates, they're waiting to ambush someone else following that star map. You never know with pirates..

Escape - While I sometimes feel like escaping, I imagine using more...reliable means of doing so. Still, taking a companion on an adventure sounds like a terrific idea.

+5 Sword of Critical Hits - "So uh, I'm attacking the Kobold Slinger, and.... I'll just move over here to.. I'll swing my sword and, let's see now.. I'm rolling... 1d8.... Plus... 5...? Yeah, plus 5.. And I deal.... Lemme see... 12 points of damage. Wooh yeah, take that you little twerp! How do you like that sword now? Hahaha ha hahaha..."

"12 points of damage doesn't seem so critical..."

Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device - If Leonardo da Vinci had come up with the Handheld Portal Device (and I'm not saying he didn't), it might have looked like... Like, uh.. Like it always did... Imagine playing Assassins Creed with this baby. :o

This Was a Triumph - The cake is a lie! It's a tasty, triumphant lie - sure - but a lie none the less.

Haunted Scarecrow - Don't gaze into the pumpkin's eyes or you'll end up harvest. Seriously, don't! According to that grin you'll be the pie!

Who Watches Us? - I've seen V For vendetta only once and I thought it was alright, not awesome (but I do like the mask). Same goes for Watchmen. Combine them for greatness, though.

My Imoto - I was looking around for something "Japanesy", and BAM, here's "The Great Imoto" to the rescue. And how about that, a friendly, giant monster, not out to destroy your town, but - perhaps - to make friends. How nice. I think!

A Fistful of Woolongs - This one's inspired by Cowboy Bebop, one of the funkiest and best anime series I have seen. It's been a while now though, I think it may be time to brush up on my boogie...

Snack Attack - Did you know Japan is a dirty, perverted place? Ah, of course you do. How silly of me, everyone knows that... This one made me hungry for Japanese... Whether it'd be the food or the girls, I dunno.. （　ﾟ Дﾟ）

Ya, enough about Japan already....

Celebrate Mediocrity - It's tiring to be your best all the god damned time, you need to rest eventually. Why not rest ALL THE TIME?!

Untitled Madness - Let's face it, who can put a name on madness anyway?

Zombie Apocalypse - Are you ready? *pump-action shotgun* I know I am! I have played Left4Dead, I know how to handle them..

I don't always shop at Threadless but when I do, it's Back to School Sale. I feel a little cheated though, I bought these tee's for $12 a piece - which is a bargain from their usual $19/$20 - but the next day I got a mail saying "they're now only $10"... >:|

The Horde, Perfect Timing and The Guest dropped in the mail today, along with Red Revenge from Woot. Tasty. :-)

Edit: And I almost forgot about Another Dramatic Moon Scene. Seems like the recurring theme this time around is "man versus very large monsters" (or just large amounts).

Before you say anything; there is no such thing as too many Portal-themed t-shirts. Well, in all honestly, there is no such thing as too many t-shirts, period, and he who dies with the most t-shirts wins!

"So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a Potato" is one of the best quotes from Portal 2, one of many, many good ones. It's starting to smell like there'll be another run through the Enrichment Center in the near future. Perhaps some Co-op this weekend... Hmm...

Moving to another universe, "These Aren't The Droids you're looking for" is another great quote, although I'm not an as huge fan of Star Wars. This shirt was randomly picked in Qwertee's InsaniTEE Sale and it's not horrible. Quite humorous , really.

None of these t-shirts have arrived yet but I went ahead and posted a little snippet anyway. Because I could. :3

Game of Blades - Game of Thrones (the tv series) was pretty badass. Link is pretty badass. The Portal gun is just pretty, but overall, this shirt is badass.

Death Portal - SPAAAAAAAACE! Also, that's no moon!

The Orchid Onryo - A Japanese ghost, on my shirt? Why, I have never.... Which is why it's on the way, damnit. She's actually pretty cute for an 怨霊, what little you see of her.. It's just a shame the shirt is white. :|

True Love Never Dies - Never. Dies. Ever.

Sci-Fi Cussing - Honestly, I don't care that much about the cussing per say. I do however like the shading on this one a lot.

In other words, three out of five was Portal-related. You can't go wrong with Portal. :3

"That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?" - Pvt. Hudson, Aliens 1986

Game Over is a pretty sweet looking t-shirt - Aliens is one of my all-time favourite movies. And it sure looks like Game Over to me...

Eat your Wheatley's is the first of two Portal-themed shirts. I sure wouldn't mind a Handheld Portal Device being shipped with my breakfast, not one bit.

The Cheese is a Liederkranz, the much sought-after t-shirt that was posted on the release day of Portal 2. It sold out pretty fast.

Guardians of the Labyrinth An adventure with both loot and huge bosses? I'm in!

You've Got a New Follower! While it's nice to get more followers, it ain't something you wanna see in your rear-view mirror. Especially when you see the finish-line, just up ahead. Every god damned time...

I'm not keeping up to date with a lot of things, important things...such as game releases. Portal 2 is due for release this thursday and fck if I'm gonna miss that... I sent an order for the game as soon as I got home from work.

Oh, and I totally missed today's Woot!. Sold out before I even had the chance to buy it. :-( Major bummer on that one, because 1) it's a fricken' Portal tee. And 2) It's a fricken PORTAL TEE! A pretty cute Portal tee at that. Fffffff- D:

Edit April 20: Well, waiting another day meant I could buy it for $5 more. No real harm done, I suppose. And I got a mail saying the game (you just lost it) is on the way. Meep! :-)